Saturday 25 August 2007
Connex - a love story
Good afternoon passengers (and more specifically Andy)
Connex would like to appologise for any inconvenience caused, in cancelling EVERY SINGLE train that you wanted to catch on thursday teh 23, after that wonderfull excuse to exercise your vocal chords, choir. Connex understands that you wanted to take the trian home quickly. Connex was alsoa choir nerd. There are many things taht connex understands, one of which is your pain, andy, while you were sitting on teh platform in total dispair, Connex was too, in a state of toal dispair. (although Connex does not have a wierd fettish for smoke of the tracks, Connex can make your wildest dreams come true). Andy, Connex was doing everything possible to get the train runing just for you. Yes it may have seemed that Connex was looking after the other commuters, but Connex only has eyes for you Andy. Connex does not want to make more people jealous. Yes Andy, there was someone before you (but never after, promise). He was a wonderful kid, but he took advantage of me and my services, and it lead to his own downfall. Never walking anywhere, he steadily gained weight. Andy, I didn't want to discuss this so soon in our relationship, but my ex can strike anytime, in fact it was he who sabotaged my "perfect" rail system Andy.
When ever you see a fat kid, turn the other way and run. Because if he looks at you like he looks at those walking escalators at the airport or how he looks at all the temptation food on the biggest loser, your life would be at great risk! Andy, I think we have a wonderful future together, don't worry, I can stop fat kid from vandalising the trains, and even if I can't I'll still be watching y ou!
Good evening passengers (and Andy). The next train to depart from platform 2 will be dedicated to Andy. Please remember: THAT CONNEXT LOVES YOU
Connex would like to appologise for any inconvenience caused, in cancelling EVERY SINGLE train that you wanted to catch on thursday teh 23, after that wonderfull excuse to exercise your vocal chords, choir. Connex understands that you wanted to take the trian home quickly. Connex was alsoa choir nerd. There are many things taht connex understands, one of which is your pain, andy, while you were sitting on teh platform in total dispair, Connex was too, in a state of toal dispair. (although Connex does not have a wierd fettish for smoke of the tracks, Connex can make your wildest dreams come true). Andy, Connex was doing everything possible to get the train runing just for you. Yes it may have seemed that Connex was looking after the other commuters, but Connex only has eyes for you Andy. Connex does not want to make more people jealous. Yes Andy, there was someone before you (but never after, promise). He was a wonderful kid, but he took advantage of me and my services, and it lead to his own downfall. Never walking anywhere, he steadily gained weight. Andy, I didn't want to discuss this so soon in our relationship, but my ex can strike anytime, in fact it was he who sabotaged my "perfect" rail system Andy.
When ever you see a fat kid, turn the other way and run. Because if he looks at you like he looks at those walking escalators at the airport or how he looks at all the temptation food on the biggest loser, your life would be at great risk! Andy, I think we have a wonderful future together, don't worry, I can stop fat kid from vandalising the trains, and even if I can't I'll still be watching y ou!
Good evening passengers (and Andy). The next train to depart from platform 2 will be dedicated to Andy. Please remember: THAT CONNEXT LOVES YOU
# posted by Orange Week @ 4:32 pm 
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